
Now, picture this: you’re on a quest to find the Holy Grail of flossing, that one floss that makes you go, “Wow, this is the stuff dreams are made of!” Consider trying out different types of floss like a dental adventurer. We all know that practice makes perfect, but let me spill the flossy beans: it’s not just about technique; it’s about finding your flossing soulmate. So, if you haven’t discovered your flossing BFF (Best Floss Forever) yet, fear not, for I have some epic suggestions coming your way!
First up, we have traditional string floss. It’s like the reliable, old-school hero that’s been saving teeth since forever. It’s thin, it’s versatile, and it’s like a ninja sneaking into those tight spaces between your pearly whites. Plus, it comes in exciting flavors like mint and cinnamon, giving your mouth a little party while you floss. Way to spice things up, string floss! (Find our favorites at the end of post!)
But wait, there’s more! We have floss picks, those little tooth-slaying warriors with a handle that makes you feel like you’re wielding a dental lightsaber. They’re perfect for those who love the convenience of having a built-in handle, saving you from contorting your fingers into bizarre positions just to reach your molars. Floss picks are like the sidekick to string floss, always there to lend a helping hand (or handle) when you need it most.
Now, let’s talk about some out-of-the-box alternatives. Traditional flossing can be uncomfortable and difficult with awkward hand positioning. It may cause too much irritation along the gum line despite diligent practices. Behold, the water flosser! It’s like a mini power washer for your mouth, blasting away plaque and food particles with a jet of water. It’s like going on a refreshing water slide for your teeth! Just be prepared for some hilarious water splashing action—you might need to wear goggles and a raincoat to avoid soaking yourself and everyone around you. Who said flossing couldn’t be a wet and wild adventure!
Water flosser is a great choice for my crooked teeth. It helps me to clean my gum and between my teeth better than just scraping the surfaces.
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And finally, we have the exotic-sounding “interdental brushes.” These are the best for those with braces or permanent retainer. They’re like the tiny toothbrushes that could, conquering those hard-to-reach areas with their slender bristles. Think of them as the dental equivalent of a miniature superhero squad, swooping in to save the day by removing stubborn gunk with ease. Plus, they’re reusable, which means less waste and more planet-saving goodness. Mother Earth would be proud!
So there you have it, fearless flossers! Whether you prefer the classic string floss, the handy floss picks, the exhilarating water flosser, or the dashing interdental brushes, the choice is yours. Embrace the flossing adventure, explore these wacky options, and find the flossing sidekick that suits your style. Remember, every flossing victory brings you one step closer to a dazzling smile that could light up a room.
Our Favorite Flosses!
Blaq
Blaq is proudly LGBTQIA+ owned, hailing all the way from Australia. They’re all about keeping it natural, simple, and effective using ingredients such as charcoal to brighten teeth and clove oil to decrease inflammation. Blaq brings a whole new level of textured by enhancing friction and covering a greater surface area of each tooth. Their black fiber and snazzy design box add a touch of class. Your bathroom routine just got a whole lot more mature and refined, my friend.

Okay, I’ll be honest—the price tag is higher for this one compared to those big-name brands. But, this floss is the epitome of sustainability and vegan awesomeness. Made by a small company, it boasts over 500 woven filaments from recycled plastics, infused with coconut and natural fruit oils. Not only does it smell like a tropical paradise, but it also cleans your teeth like a boss, thanks to its maximal surface area that snatches away plaque and debris.
